every time I see a news camera I will be walking like this.
there’s caution tape cuz you ain’t ready for that jelly.
but first of all how the fuck do you steal an atm
I reached my hand out with the intention of petting her, and what I got was the most adorable handshake I’ve ever received
FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”